Kissing The Horse's Patoot!

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 26 February 2014

A cowboy goes down to the stable, lifts his horse's tail, and plants a kiss smack dab on the horses butthole.

Another cowboy sees this and yells,

"What the dickens are you doing?"

He replies, "I've got chapped lips."

The other cowboy asks, "Does that help?"

"Nope," he answers, "It just keeps me from licking them."

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