The Alien Probe

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 24 February 2014

Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar, when Ted walks in looking distressed.

"Ted, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks.

Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk and I was abducted by an alien."

Everyone is shocked. Bill asks, "What did the alien do to you?"

"All I remember is being anally probed," Ted says.
Everyone is horrified. "I heard that they'll do that!" Steve says.
"What did the alien look like?"

Ted responds, "Carl with a Groucho Mask. Who woul have thought aliens looked like that?"

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