Moleturd takes the wife to a dance.
There's a guy on the dance floor giving it large - break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, zombie, twerk, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Moleturd says: "And after all this time he's still celebrating!! Wow! (SLAP!!)