I Don't Deserve To Live

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 18 February 2014

I guess I got drunk and started seeing those stupid snakes again! I must have thought there was a really big one up next to our house because I got a hoe and cut that sucker all the way through. However, it must have been an electric eel because it blew off my shoes and set my socks and leg hair on fire!

Then my stupid neighbor threw water on me trying to help and I flamed up really good.

I'm in room 305B.

-I.M. Moleturd

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