Save The Wife The Trouble of Killing Me!

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 17 February 2014

It's one AM in the morning and I've been awake for two hour trying to remember why I put this string around my finger at work today and I just now remembered. I wanted to try to go to bed early tonight to be fresh for the early morning business meeting and to meet the wife at the airport.

I think I'll leave right after the meeting and go kill myself and save her the trouble.

-I.M Moleturd


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