Build A Better Mousetrap They Said! That Depends!

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 16 February 2014

Even though I actually did build a better mouse trap, no one will ever beat a path to my door. The first mouse that came in and crossed the floor breaking the invisible line at night set off an explosion that blew the front door into my neighbor's front yard.

At least I killed the thing. But it cost me a door..and a neighbor.

-I.B. Moleturd

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