Crawling From Pub to Pub

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 16 February 2014

Here's a tip for heavy drinkers like myself: Always wear bright yellow, green, red, orange colors when you go to the bar on saturday night. That way even other drunks will be more likely to see you lying out there in the parking lot or crawling towards your car later on in the night.

I.B. Moleturd

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