I don't understand why weathermen always tell you to go to the bathroom when you spot a tornado is bearing down on your house. You would think that 'going to the bathroom, would be an automatic reaction to the news.
That sounds well and good but my wife and cats usually have to leave.
"OOOWEEE! I'll take my chances with the tornado! Thank you very much."
"But he scared me!"
-I.M. Moleturd
