Where's The Bar! Where's The Bar?

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 14 February 2014

Even though it had to be the biggest barroom I'd ever seen in my life, I must have had a lot to drink before leaving the house because I couldn't find the bar or even the bartender. His name was Sam just like that bartender on Gunsmoke!

Nothing but giant boxes and containers of food but then I caught on. This is one of those 'Theme' bars that tried to look like something else.

But then they came up to me and charged me for eating the free peanuts. And oweee! those big white plastic-tasting peanuts were bad! They can have them as far as I'm concerned!

Believe me, I'll never go into that Sam's Club again.

I never did see Sam.

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