I must have been really really been drunk last night because I can't remember a thing about it. But, apparently this woman in my bed this morning, is now my wife. She reached over and showed me the marriage certificate just now.
And boy is she ugly.
It's 3PM the day after and all I can recall from last night was that dog barking.
But I guess it was here in my bed.
-I.M. Moleturd
