A**holes & Elbows!

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 12 February 2014

Our fitness center had the bright idea to hire a former Army drill sergeant to lead our exercises. So far, I admit that I have not only lost weight but have a greater respect for our military men and women.

Speaking of women, three of them left class that first day when the Sergeant told us to get down and give Her Five push-ups, followed by "I don't want to see anything but assholes and elbows!"

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