Harry at the office is still wearing that Good Luck Charm that has a turd inside.
We told him that he would have good luck when we gave it to him on his birthday. Told him the luck would run out if he ever opened it.
Sally, the secretary, overheard that he was due a raise and Harry thinks that it was because of his lucky charm.
He even told us that he 'got lucky' with his wife last night.
Bet he was naked except for the turd charm!