Got Myself A Stalker

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 11 February 2014

I never thought it would happen to me but there is someone following me all the time. I have told people about him but they say it's all in my mind. "All in my mind, my happy pooter, h's always peeking around the corners. Plus he's easy to recognize wearing that white coat.

I wish they would let me out of here. He'd be trapped in.

-Sissy Ledbetter Moleturd

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