No one was more surprised than I was when my son pulled out a beautiful painted portrait of the family for his graduation gift. I guess my mind was on his upcoming wedding.
Because that was when I suddenly realized the mix-up and that I had to get over to Mom & Dad's before they opened their 50th wedding anniversary gift of 1,000 French Ticklers and a 'Drive Her Wild' dildo.
I.M. Moleturd
