Somebodys Knocking Off Ugly Old Men

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 10 February 2014

For two years there were these strange killings of ugly old men in this part of Hoptown and then all of a sudden it just stopped. That was when I found out that those silly kids had found an old deck of Tarot Cards in the basement and were using them to play Stud Poker.

I should have burned those things years ago.

-I.M. Moleturd

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