I Smell Old I Bet

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 10 February 2014

I am not looking forward to my next birthday. I just know that the day after I turn 67, I'll immediately begin smelling like a mixture of Old Spice, fly spray and cooked turnips. Maybe I should find out if any Avon or other cosmetic companies have something that cancels it out. At least until you bite the big one. Then all those flowers will cancel it out.

(What's that smell?) (Old Turnip Fly Spice with just a hint of roses?)

I.B. Moleturd


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