Sex Better Than Football

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 8 February 2014

The Super Bowl this year was a flop and got worse and worse. Finally, all that kept the wife and me watching were the funny commercials.

So we got to touchy, feely during the actual game and I finally decided the bedroom would be a lot more entertaining.

Then she almost ruined that too by stopping me and asking for a measurement.

-I.M. Moleturd

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