The instructions on my new medication say, "Take one pill twice daily."
Now how am I going to do that? I mean, I swallow the thing, hack or gag or go have my stomach pumped and then I take it again?
Stupid pharmacist probably read the doctor's chicken-scratching writing wrong.
It's like "Take one pill by mouth". What else, shove it up my nose or rear end?
I. M. Moleturd
