Take ONE pill twice a day???

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 7 February 2014

The instructions on my new medication say, "Take one pill twice daily."
Now how am I going to do that? I mean, I swallow the thing, hack or gag or go have my stomach pumped and then I take it again?

Stupid pharmacist probably read the doctor's chicken-scratching writing wrong.

It's like "Take one pill by mouth". What else, shove it up my nose or rear end?

I. M. Moleturd

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