The following are actual church bulletin board bloopers found in churches across the United States.
Sermon Subject: While Peter rushed around everywhere, John was calm. That's the trouble today, too many Peters & Not Enough Johns!
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
Evening massage - 6 p.m.
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.