My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Submitted by CharlesJohnson92

Wednesday, 5 February 2014

My last girlfriend had suspicions about me cheating. I don't think suspicion even cuts it; she was so certain I was sleeping with another woman that she even tried to kill me.

One morning I was brushing my teeth when I heard a gunshot; and there she was, gun in hand, pointed right at my bed. Now, I don't know whats more awkward, walking in on her crime; or trying to explain why her mom was sleeping in my bed.

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