My last girlfriend had suspicions about me cheating. I don't think suspicion even cuts it; she was so certain I was sleeping with another woman that she even tried to kill me.
One morning I was brushing my teeth when I heard a gunshot; and there she was, gun in hand, pointed right at my bed. Now, I don't know whats more awkward, walking in on her crime; or trying to explain why her mom was sleeping in my bed.
