Still More Hospital Charts You Need to Read #3

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 31 January 2014

1. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and

2. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus

3. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

4. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he
took a job as a stock broker instead.

5. Skin: somewhat pale but present.

6. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

7. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt
we should shit on the abdomen and I agree.

8. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

9. Patient has two teenage children, but no other

10. Patient ate a fardy breakfast!

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