Sloth Reports Attacked & Robbed

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 23 January 2014

A sloth finally decides he had better get on the phone and call the local police station to report that he was attacked and robbed by a gang of young turtles. When the police ask him to try to describe the turtle attack, he replies:

"Wellll, I.....Doooon't.....knoooow...where...tooo...staaart, officer.. It... all... soooooo ... fasssst....."

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