Keep Your Opinions To Yourself

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 7 January 2014

A street person approached a passerby. "Sir, would you give me $100 for a cup of coffee?"

"That's ridiculous!" the man said huffily.

"Just a yes or no, buddy," the beggar growled. "I don't need a lecture about how to run my business. Just like I'd be interfering in your life if I told you not to step in that dog crap you have on your shoe."

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