Down at the Olde Martha Grimes Pub: "Well boys I'm finally free."
"You been in the pen, Sam?"
"Nope, I'm free from that woman after 25 years of marriage."
"That's just it. All it took was a timely phrase. I was watching football all day Sunday and suddenly I looked over to Sally and said, "There's going to be a five minute break in a little while. Want to have sex?"
"If only I had thought of that 20 years ago."