Down at the Olde Martha Grimes Pub: "Well boys I'm finally free."
"You been in the pen, Sam?"
"Nope, I'm free from that woman after 25 years of marriage."
"What happened?"
"That's just it. All it took was a timely phrase. I was watching football all day Sunday and suddenly I looked over to Sally and said, "There's going to be a five minute break in a little while. Want to have sex?"
"If only I had thought of that 20 years ago."
