ESAD! Or Not!

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 28 December 2013

A worried man goes to his doctor and explains, "Doc, there's something seriously wrong with my digestive system!" "If I eat carrots, when I go to the bathroom, out comes carrots! If I eat peas, I take a dump, out comes peas! I eat apples and I poop apples! I'm worried, Doc; What do you suggest?"

The doctor said calmly, "No problem, eat poop."

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