Miley and Junior Moleturd, age four and five, go into a store and pick up a certain brand of tampons.
Miley takes them up front and asks how much they cost.
"Young Lady, how old are you?"
"I'm five and Junior is four."
"So what are you going to do with these?"
"Wear them I guess. On TV it said that if you wore this brand, you could ride a bicycle and swim and neither one of us can do that now."