A Wife Always Knows!

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 20 December 2013

A geezer walks up to a beautiful woman in a shopping mall.

"Excuse me" he says "But I've lost my wife here somewhere and I can't find her. Could you please help me?"

"What do you need me to do?" asks the woman.

"Just stand here and talk to me" the man replies.

"How's that going to help?" she asks.

"No idea really...but every time I talk to a woman with a figure like yours, my wife suddenly appears out of nowhere!!"


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