They're Too Late To Marry Him Now

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 19 December 2013

You try to help the police but they are THE professionals and they won't listen to you. Plus the police have no sense of humor.

I got charged with obstruction of justice for drawing a huge penis on their chalk outline on the sidewalk.

I guess it was a little embarrassing that over fifty women came to see the remains.

"Are you sure that's the same one that's on the sidewalk?"

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