The Case Of The Dead Cat Imposter

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 14 December 2013

A drunk was driving for hours through desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify the occupants. When the housewife came to the door, said he, "Pardon me madame, but I just ran over a cat in front of your house, and assumed that it must belong to you. I know this might be hard to hear, but I wanted to let you know instead of just driving off...."

"Not so fast", says she. "How do you know it was our cat? Could you describe him? What does he look like?"

The man promptly flopped down on the ground, and said "He looks like this "as he gave his best shot at a dead cat impression.

"Oh no, you *horrible* man", she replied. "Get up before I flatten YOU! I meant, what did he look like*before* you hit him?"


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