The Killer Maid

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 12 December 2013

A Maid answers the phone.

A man says, "Can I speak to my wife?"

She says, "No, she's upstairs in bed with her boyfriend."

He gets really mad--says, "Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs and kill them both."

Being the loyal maid, she says, "Ok." 5 minutes later she picks up the phone and says, "Ok, they're both dead. What should I do with the bodies?"

He says, "Throw them in the pool, and I'll take care of them when I get home."

She says, "We don't have a pool."

He asks, "Is this 555-1234?"


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