That's It Exactly

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 11 December 2013

A man is giving evidence in court and the defendant's barrister asks him

"How far from the accident were you when it happened?"

He replied "36 feet, 2 and a quarter inches"

"Nonsence how can you be so precise"

"Well I knew some bloody fool would ask me so I measured it."


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