Another house burned down last night but no one was at home. Probably left the tree lit up.
Like most communities we need more volunteer fire fighters.
Listen, why would anyone not want to be a volunteer fireman? You work odd hours, you risk your life trying to put out some idiot's meth lab and you work for free.
Plus it adds so much more entertainment after setting your neighbor's Christmas tree on fire, seeing all the excitement.
Small communitees need more entertainment too.