Moleturd walks into his house and he has a duck under his arm. The duck gets loose and craps on Molly's clean floor.
"Moleturd, get that duck out of our house or it's going to be MY house!"
Moleturd grabs the duck and says, "But this is the pig I have been fooling around with!"
"That's not a pig, you idiot, that's a duck"
"I wasn't talking to you!"
