Moleturd and Bubba are drunk and almost fall in a hole. Then they both wonder how deep it is so they pick up a rock and throw it in..... don't hear a thing so they go back and pick up an old transmission and throw it in the hole and listen....still don't hear anything.
Then they suddenly see a goat running at them full speed and passes them at top speed and jumps into the hole.
A farmer comes up to them and asks them, "Have you seen my goat?"
Moleturd says, "Well, we saw a goat and it jumped into that big hole"
The farmer says, "Well that could not be my goat, my goat was tied to a transmission."