Oprah Winfrey's gastric band

Submitted by queen mudder

Monday, 9 December 2013

The billionaire TV personality has opened up about one 'very well endowed' ex-boyfriend's reaction to her gastric surgery and the effect it had on their carnal relationship.

"Our love life went from high octane to non-existent,' Winfrey said, 'on account of my lover Bill C's eclectic tastes.

'One minute I was satisfying him with every mouthful before it all went pear-shaped after the op."

The previously unidentified man has now come out in public, blaming his ex-lover for the collapse:

"Yeah, Oprah and I were kinda an item," Bill C said, "until that bloody op.

"Mostly because she never had the stomach for fellatio after surgeons inserted that gastric band."

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