A blind man in New York with an assistance dog was getting ready to cross the street. When the dog took him across he almost got ran over by the traffic and the cars whee sliding everywhere to avoid hitting him. When he got to the other side, he took out a treat to give to the dog.
A witness who saw what happened couldn't believe his eyes. He ran over to the blind man and said, "Sir, why are you rewarding that dog, he almost got you killed?" The blind man replied, "I'm trying to find his head so I can kick his ass!"