$250 Fine, No Driver's License Till I Take A Test!

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 9 December 2013

I was headed down the highway minding my own business when a policeman pulled me over. He got out, pulled his pants up, came strolling over and asked why I was driving so fast. I told him, "See that accelerator down there below my foot? I had it mashed to the floor." Duh!

-I.B. Ms Moleturd

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