Take My Wife, Please (But Hurry)

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 7 December 2013

The problem with society today is that we're just too doggone dependent on machines and pills to make our lives easier. I like to be a lot more independent!

Now take my wealthy wife! She always has to have the latest thing, no matter the cost and let me tell you, a state-of-the-art respirator these days don't come cheap.

-B.A. Moleturd Sr.

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