Blind Date Ugly? Here's A Plan

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 5 December 2013

Here's a tip if your dinner date shows any signs of getting angry, especially if she's not a looker:

Provoke her with the old, "Oh my goodness, I've left my billfold at home and it has all my cash and credit cards, could you pick up this one?"

Then you can sneak out while she's throwing things.


I.M. Moleturd


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