Greatest Tip For Certain People

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 4 December 2013

Here's a tip: If your landlord just keeps raising your rent and then does nothing to fix anything that needs repairing, go to the bank.

Make a copy of the Landlord's deed and borrow all the money against the rented house (a second mortgage). Go pack and leave on a long vacation & have the time of your life.

Of course, you'll need to check the laws of France or where ever you wind up. A tropical island would be nice.

Today's CIA, FBI too busy to check on one measly landowner. Anyway, he was crooked first!

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