A young boy went running down the street in search of a policeman and finally found twelve at the doughnut shop!. "Please come quick", he pleaded to the Officers. "I need you to come back to the bar with me. My dad is in a fight."
Three officers accompany him back to the bar where they find three guys in a fistfight. "Ok, now which one is your father?" one officer asked the young boy. "I don't know, officer. That's what they're fighting about!"