Really Bright Class of Freshman

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 3 December 2013

The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their very first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?"

"Depression," said the student.

And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.

"Joy!," said she.

"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "how about the opposite of woe?"

The Texan replied, "Well Sir, I believe that would be 'giddy-up you old nag! Heyah' Heyah!!!."

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