A woman was walking down the street with her blouse open and her left breast hanging out.
A cop spotted her and walked up to her and said, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
"But why, Officer?" she asked.
"Well ma'am, because your left breast is hanging out of your blouse," he replied.
She quickly looked down and exclaimed, "Oh my God, I left the baby on the bus!"