The Musical Farter

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 2 December 2013

Every time a man farted, it would sound like "Honda". This happened so often that he was afraid of getting some weird nickname from co-workers or friends. So he went to the doctor.

The doctor asks if he can demonstrate so he grunted out a "Honda"!

"OK. Now open your mouth. Then he suddenly pulled an abscessed tooth."

The man jumped as his tooth was pulled and farted a regular fart.

"You had an abscessed tooth", says the doctor.

"But how did that cause the sound?"

"Easy. Everyone knows that abscess makes the fart go 'Honda'!"

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