It Was So Cold

Submitted by Butch32

Saturday, 30 November 2013

It was so cold today...Santa leased a condo in Key West.
It was so cold today...but the Russians didn't mind.
It was so cold today...the chinese restaurant gave icicles as chopsticks.
It was so cold today...my Perisan cat sat in the freezer to warm up.
It was so cold today...everyone saw Dolly Parton's nipples.
It was so cold today...we dethawed grandma in the tub.
It was so cold today...I put soda in my ice.
It was so cold today...Jack Frost got a lawyer.
It was so cold today...Bear Grylls decided to film close to home...so nothing new there.
It was so cold today...Iced Tea renounced his name.


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