Crap On You!

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 25 November 2013

"I bet I know what you're thinking about you stupid Goober Pyle, I bet you look forward to the day I die so you can crap on my grave!", yelled the Drill Sergeant.

"Gomer, Sir! Name is Gomer!"

"And Drill Sergeant, I couldn't do that to your grave. After the Army, I don't want to have to stand in another long line ever again!"

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