Sells Ice To Eskimos!

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Friday, 22 November 2013

Joe Henderson saw his old friend "Magic" Leonard come into the bar.

"Hey Magic. Meet George, he's new here. I was just telling him what a salesman you were."

"How did you get to be a top salesman, Mr. Leonard?"

"Oh, I don't know. I guess I just look at things differently than most people."

"How's that?"

"Well, you take most advertising men. They pay millions of dollars for a great athlete to wear their products for advertising. Say they pay a top boxer a million dollars to put 'Acme' on their boxing trunks."

"Now here's what I do. I find some of the biggest losers and pay them a few hundred dollars. Then I make sure that Acme gets a really good shot on TV."

"But how do you know the TV will get a real good close-up of Acme?"

"I place it on the bottom of my guys shoes."

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