Wedding Night

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 21 November 2013

A 28 year old woman heard that Old Man Fletcher had a lot of money and was 90 years old so she began seeing him and soon, they were married.

That night after the wedding, she was amused to see the old guy reach into his pocket and pull out a big box of condoms.

"Don't you think that might give you a heart attack, Sweetie?"


Then she watched him pull out a big wad of cotton and stuff it up his nose and into his ears.

"Why are you doing that?"

"Well, if it's two things I hate it's hearing a woman scream and the smell of burning rubber!"

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