Moleturd's Back

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 19 November 2013

I.B. Moleturd walks into Ye Olde Martha Grimes Pub and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. Moleturd asks Joe, "What's this about?"

Joe the bartender replies, "Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone's drinks for the next hour. You wanna try it?"

The guy replies, "Nah, the steaks are just too high."

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