Rev Paul Flowers

Submitted by queen mudder

Tuesday, 19 November 2013

The disgraced former preacher and ex-Co-Op bank chairman has blamed religion for revelations about his sordid drug use.

Originally brought up as a dour Calvinist, Rev Flowers is convinced he only found God after switching to a new faith based on mind-altering chemicals.

"That's why I became a Crystal Methodist," he said.

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